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When I was going to school, I met the President of the Republic. He wanted to talk with me. I entered his car and his bodyguard put me to sleep. I woke up sitting on a chair. I wanted to untie myself because I was tied. And when I untied myself, suddenly I saw seven ninjas. I was angry and I ate five ninjas and beat two ninjas. They were K.O. and the five ninjas were delicious. After that, I was thirsty and I took a decapitated head and drank its blood. It was succulent! I left the room and I was shocked because I saw that I was on Mars. I saw a rocket and took the rocket and I went back to earth. That's why I'm late for school...
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