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Sorry Mister, I am late because I met a black lion. He told me : "Hey, girl, come on on my back." I said : "No, I must go to highschool because I have English with the best English teacher. Sorry!" After, I left for highschool. He caught me up and said:"Come with me! rught now!" I was so scary, so I followed him. He took me to the jungle and ate my arm and spat it out. Then, I took my arm and ran until the first hospital whih I was able to see. My arm was sewn on again and I went to highschool. That's why I'm late for school today!
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